Sound Effects, "The Adam Carolla Show"

Here are 10 things you need to know about Bryan:

- He hails from San Carlos, California-- "The City of Good Living"-- and attended Junipero Serra High School, home to such alums as Barry Bonds, Tom Brady, and Lynn Swann.

- He majored in Creative Writing at USC, where he was a founding member of Pi Kappa Phi fraternity (Delta Rho chapter).

- He is the God of Hellfire. And he brings you... FIRE.

- He's worked as a radio call screener, TV producer, production assistant, high school football coach, high school softball coach, summer camp counselor, grocery store bagger, web site writer, message board moderator, and secret shopper for Jack In The Box.

- He appeared on and won Comedy Central's short-lived pop culture trivia game show "Beat the Geeks" in 2002. For defeating the Music Geek in the final round, he won a Gibson SG Special electric guitar with a two-tone teal flip-flop finish and a 15-watt amplifier. They fetched a combined $1200 on Ebay.

- He has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

- His favorite beer is Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, followed closely by Anchor Steam Liberty Ale.

- His favorite sports teams are the USC Trojans (for all college sports), the San Francisco Giants and Oakland A's (MLB), and the San Francisco 49ers (NFL).

- His favorite band is Oasis. His favorite album is "Abbey Road" by The Beatles.

- He is watching you right now.

If you have an idea for a funny clip or drop, email Bryan at bryan@adamcarolla.com